Friday, 27 November 2009

A Crafter's Christmas Poem

I just came across this poem on the ILWS forum & just had to share it with you:


Twas the night before Christmas, I'm glued to the tree.
I'm wondering what Santa brought just for me.
Could it be cardstock or inkpads or lace?
Or some stamps, I said, with a smile on my face.

And that's when I heard him......"Hi Santa, " I said
He replied, "You know....good girls should be in their beds".
"I know I should Santa,and now I've been caught.
But I was just so excited to see what you brought."

"Well, let's take a look in this room where you work".
He shook his head quickly, and left with a jerk.
I heard him exclaim as he put it in gear.
"You've got enough crap,I'll see you next year!"


12 comments:

Unknown said...

LOL....Fantastic poem!! TFS

Hugs

Joanne xx

Ruthie said...

BRILLIANT! I just love this - hubby is feeling the same I think!

Kaz said...

Hee hee Love this poem Jan Just great. Thanks for coffee yesterday, just what I needed a good girlie chat! Thanks hun and I will be showing off my gorgeous pressie you made me on my blog .....I adore it!! Thanks jan

xxxxx

pinky said...

Brilliant jan, will use this for my crafty friends christmas card.
Pinky

Victoria said...

hilarious!
Victoria
x

Stef H said...

oh i love it!

hugs,

Mandy said...

This made me laughter!! just what I needed..
Mandy xx

Leanne said...

hahah, this is fantastic!
Hugs
Leanne
xx

Faye said...

brilliant! xxx

Donna said...

ROFL Jan, this is brilliant especially the last line lol! :) Donna x

cheryl said...

this is ace hun love it made me laugh just like the email ha ha hugs cheryl xxx

Meikoningin said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that made me laugh ! But anyways, what does Santa know about crafting and supplies, he is being a grumpy old f*rt :D